Episode 1128 Scott Adams: I Explain the Problem With Mail-In Voting to Dale the Democrat by Using the Power of Cursing

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  • Dale the Democrat and mail-in voting

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Episode 1121 Scott Adams: I Explain the “Losing Strategy” of BLM and the Palestinians, a New Black-Only Town, Kurds in the Way

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Content:

  • President Trump’s 1st term, most successful of any Presidency
  • Losing strategy examples: BLM and Palestinians
  • Bill Maher: Democrats running cover for looting…bad idea
  • The Atlantic now wants Nobel Peace Prize ended
  • 19 Black families building a Black-Only town from scratch
  • California is embarrassingly anti-science on climate change

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Please Don’t Let Me Be Late

A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, “Dear Lord,
please don’t let me be late! Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late!”

As she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and
started running again.

As she ran she once again began to pray, “Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late!…But don’t shove me either.”

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5 Songs That Only Became Popular Because We Missed Their Meanings

By Nathan Williams  Published: September 17th, 2020 


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Episode 1126 Scott Adams: Why Democrats Can’t Predict Well, Our Non-Credible Election, Gingrich and Soros, Science Goes Subjective

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Content:

  • John Kerry, spectacularly wrong
  • AG Barr rioter comments
  • Ross Gerber explains contested election paths
  • AI has already taken over and found how to reproduce
  • MSNBC, nothing but crazy mind-reading
  • Newt Gingrich can’t mention George Soros on FOX?

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Expressions For High Stress Days

1. You! Off my planet!!

2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

5. And your crybaby whiny-hiney opinion would be…?

6. I’m not crazy, I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

7. Allow me to introduce my selves.

8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

10. Do they ever shut up on your planet?

11. I’m just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.

12. I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

13. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.

14. I can’t remember if I’m the good twin or the evil one.

15. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

16. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

17. You say I’m a witch like it’s a bad thing.

18. Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #2?

19. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

20. Chaos, panic & disorder — my work here is done.

21. Everyone thinks I’m psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.

22. Earth is full. Go home.

23. Is it time for your medication or mine?

24. Awe, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?

25. How do I set the laser printer to stun?

26. I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

27. When I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.

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Episode 1123 Scott Adams: Google Search Mischief, Understanding Testing, Biden is on the Roof, Taiwan Bad Analysis, Statues for Criminals

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Content:

  • The Atlantic says vote for Biden, or else
  • The ultimate power of AI and the weapons of persuasion
  • Statues of criminals who die resisting arrest?
  • Google, Bing, DuckDuckGo…testing “fine people HOAX”
  • Taiwan force-jailed people with COVID19 symptoms
  • Hospital grade vitamin D, massive reduction in COVID death rate

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Memory

The devil told the pope, “No one in the world has a better memory than I do.”

The Pope responded, “Oh! Well I know this Native American guy who has the best memory in the world and I’ll even prove it.”

Then the devil replied, “OK, I’ll take your offer and if I have a better memory I get your soul.”

“It’s a deal” replied the Pope. Then they shook hands to make the deal official.

They went to a remote village in North America. There they met Roaming Bull (the Native American the Pope was talking about).

The devil asked him, “Do you like eggs?”

The Native American replied, “Yes.”

50 years passed. Everyone is still alive and have forgotten about the deal. However the devil remembered the deal and went back to the village and
greeted the Native American saying, “How.”

He replied “Scrambled.”

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5 Amazing Things People Managed Right After Being Left For Dead

By Ryan Menezes  Published: September 16th, 2020 


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Episode 1125 Scott Adams: The Third Act is Starting to Wrap Up, The Zeitgeist Has Shifted, Brains are Spinning, #GoldenAge Coming

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Content:

  • MAJOR Middle East peace accomplishment dissed by Democrats
  • President Trump, like America, achieves the impossible
  • Teaching “critical race theory” without teaching “critical thinking”
  • Non-Fiction books about people…are fiction
  • President Trump playing within bounds defined by Democrats
  • Dr. Li-Meng Yan and COVID19 creation, release

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Punnies

I couldn’t sleep the night Vista was released: There were windows crashing everywhere.

“On the first day of my new afternoon show, I couldn’t wait to see who our first sponsor was. It turned out to be a well-known laxative. I eagerly,
said, ‘Well.., we’re off and running.'” (Merv Griffen)

A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a
year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles per gallon.

A statistician can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and he will say that on the average he feels fine.

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Episode 1124 Scott Adams: Fake News, HOAXES, Science Denying, Magic Tricks, and Everything You Thought Was True But Maybe Not

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Content:

  • Whiteboard: Understanding Reality
  • “A Harris administration”
  • CNN new position: mail-in votes are a nightmare
  • HOAXES my smartest liberal friend believes
  • Critical Race Theory is proceeding in government
  • AI produced and fans the flames of all the protests

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Why is that?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo?

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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Episode 1122 Scott Adams: Biden’s Biggest Lies, Google’s Election Interference, Fact-Checking Tapper, Woodward Story Goes Biden

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Content:

  • Gavin Newsom: forest management vs. climate change
  • At what point can you call well-meaning protesters…assholes?
  • 2 Sheriffs Deputies shot, outcome of “fine people” HOAX?
  • Search engine results: “Does Joe Biden have dementia”
  • Dangerous, destructive lies from Biden, Harris
  • 4chan: Joe Biden’s dementia medication and incontinence

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Episode 1120 Scott Adams: Double-Nobel Prize Nominations, Antifa Allied With Shitler, NFL Cancels Itself, Mueller Phone Wipes

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Content:

  • September 11th
  • Joe Biden’s morning advisor session
  • 2nd Nobel Peace Prize nomination for President Trump
  • 1st NFL game last night versus Me Too movement
  • Dozens of Mueller SCO phones illegally data-wiped?
  • My tweet: Antifa allied with Hitler in 1930s

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Episode 1119 Scott Adams: All the New Fake News, People Who Are Bad at Analysis and Don’t Know it, Netflix Should be in Jail, Woodward

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Content:

  • President Trump’s nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize
  • Netflix…somebody should go to jail
  • Bob Woodward’s book claims
  • Laurence Tribe, “carnage in the suburbs” and leadership
  • Anderson Cooper acting like his March opinions didn’t exist
  • Huge incentives for cheat-by-mail voting

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Episode 1110 Scott Adams: Spooky Plane Passengers, Trump Health, Mental Slavery, Debunking Hoaxes

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Content:

  • Antifa sets fire to apartment building home of Portland Mayor
  • Spinning the narrative, “there’s no riots” to “they’re Trump riots”
  • Who’s funding the “out of town” agitators?
  • Political prisoner Kyle Rittenhouse
  • Only 6% of COVID19 deaths had NO comorbidity
  • Mental slavery, the worst outcome of systemic racism

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Episode 1118 Scott Adams: Polls, Antifa Versus BLM, My Solution for Fixing Police Brutality, Shy Trump Voters, A$$holes

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Content:

  • Will you take the vaccine?
  • President Trump, the promise keeper
  • Paul Krugman should help Antifa/BLM
  • Antifa’s founding and history
  • Kamala told Jacob Blake…she’s PROUD of him
  • President Trump nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

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Episode 1117 Scott Adams PART1: Persuasion Against Antifa, Cohen’s Book, Gravity Batteries, Fake News of the Day

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Content:

  • Of course more testing…finds more COVID19
  • Vaccine availability before the election
  • Whiteboard1: What Democrats, Antifa and BLM want
  • Whiteboard2: What Republicans want
  • The military industrial complex, the press and wars
  • Mail-in voting in the year 2020

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Episode 1117 Scott Adams PART2: Persuasion Against Antifa, Cohen’s Book, Gravity Batteries, Fake News of the Day

 

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Content:

  • Of course more testing…finds more COVID19
  • Vaccine availability before the election
  • Whiteboard1: What Democrats, Antifa and BLM want
  • Whiteboard2: What Republicans want
  • The military industrial complex, the press and wars
  • Mail-in voting in the year 2020

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America’s Most Corrupt City Handed Its Keys To Cobra Commander

By Cedric Voets  Published: September 06th, 2020 


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Episode 1116 Scott Adams: #BidenRiots, Vitamin D Saves the World, Celebrities Attack Me, UnAmerican Airlines, Polls

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Content:

  • Exciting vitamin D gold-standard study
  • Fear-evoking headlines NOT supported by the article
  • Political dirty trick technique: “The Wrap-Up”
  • American Airlines allows wearing racist pins
  • My unique tax plan proposal 
  • Debate: Cardi B versus Candace

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6 Dangerous Situations People Escaped In The Craziest Way Possible

By Christian Markle  Published: September 06th, 2020 


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Episode 1115 Scott Adams: Antifa Dance Moves, Organizing a Resistance to the Resistance

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Content:

  • Registering to vote…for self-defense reasons
  • The murdered Trump supporter was hunted
  • Brandan Straka and group…were also targeted, hunted
  • Critical race theory training cancelled…1619 project next?
  • Options when local government and police abandon us

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Bystander

Man: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?

Bystander: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.

Man: Oh, please forgive me, sir. I had no idea you were her father.

Bystander: I’m not. I’m her mother.

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Episode 1114 Scott Adams: Bad Twitter Takes, Anonymous Fakes, The Atlantic Treason Article, BLMKKK

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Content:

  • BLM is a racist group
  • The Worst Takes on Twitter
  • “Losers and suckers” HOAX
  • Hit piece on First Lady, Melania Trump
  • Hit piece on President Trump in The Atlantic
  • Christopher Rufo’s success, divisive, un-American training halted

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Dieting Buddies

Mary announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently.

“Great,” Sue exclaimed. “I’m ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. And when I feel the urge to drive out and
get a burger and fries, I’ll call you first.”

“Wonderful,” Mary replied. “I’ll go with you.”

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Trump Is Now Encouraging Supporters To Test Voter Fraud By Voting Twice

By Dan Duddy  Published: September 03rd, 2020 


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Episode 1111 Scott Adams: Portland Mayhem, CDC Death Counts, Crazy Bernie’s Bad Math, Worst Criticisms, Middle East Peace

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Content:

  • Democrat “devil’s bargain”
  • 81 Nobel prize winners fail to impress
  • Dumb people check list
  • Chicago PD requests help identifying looters in photo
  • Biden’s value proposition
  • State Department monitored 13 key conservatives

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Forecast from the Fifties

(1) “I’ll tell you one thing. If things keep going the way they are, it’s going to be impossible to buy a week’s groceries for $ 20.”

(2) “Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won’t be long when $ 5000 will only buy a used one.”

(3) “If cigarettes keep going up in price, I’m going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous.”

(4) “Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging dime just to mail a letter?”

(5) “The Government is wanting to get its hands on everything. Pretty soon it’s going to be impossible to run a family business or farm.”

(6) “If they raise the minimum wage to $ 1, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store.”

(7) “When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 50 cents a gallon. Guess we’d be better off leaving the car in the
garage.”

(8) “Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as
long as the girls.”

(9) ” I’m afraid to send my kids to the movies any more. Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying ‘damn’ in ‘Gone with the Wind,’ it seems
every movie has a ‘hell’ or’ damn’ in it.”

(10) “Also, it won’t be long until couples are sleeping in the same bed in the movies. What is this world coming to?”

(11) “I read the other day where some scientist thinks it’s possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the of the century. They even have some
fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas.”

(12) “Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $ 75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn’t surprise me if someday they’ll
be making more than the president.”

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Episode 1113 Scott Adams: How to Know the “Losers and Suckers” HOAX is Fake News, How to Avoid a Civil War, Voting Twice

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Content:

  • Idolizing criminals as a political strategy
  • American tricked into writing Pro-Russian propaganda
  • Mail-In voting dangers, considerations
  • New alcohol consumption guidelines
  • Obvious BS HOAX, by Atlantic’s Jeffrey Goldberg
  • Avoiding a post-election civil war

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Episode 1112 Scott Adams: Why Everyone is an Ignorant Hypocrite Except for You and Me. And I’m Not so Sure About Me.

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Content:

  • COVID19 complaints and accusations
  • Minnesota police training manual: Knee on neck
  • How to tell someone their success strategy won’t work
  • AG Barr: outside agitators are instigating
  • Governor Cuomo irresponsibly encourages violence
  • King Leopold killed 10-15 million Black people

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Strangest Dream

“I had the strangest dream last night,” a man was telling his psychiatrist.

“I saw my mother, but when she turned around to look at me, I noticed that she had your face. You can imagine, I found this very disturbing, and in
fact I woke up immediately, and couldn’t get back to sleep. I just lay there in bed waiting for morning to come, and then I got up, drank a Coke, and
came right over here for my appointment. I thought you could help me explain the meaning of this strange dream.”

The psychiatrist was silent for a full minute before responding:

“A Coke? You call that a breakfast?”

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Preacher

The Preacher awoke one Sunday morning and saw it was a beautiful day, and thought to himself, I don’t want to go to church today. he called his
associate and said, “I’m sick, would you preach for me today?” His associate assured him he would.

St. Peter looked at God and said, “Are you going to let him get by with that?”

God said, “No I’m not.”

The preacher put his golf clubs in the trunk of car and drove fifty miles away to a golf course where no one knew him. Once again St. Peter said, “God
are you going to let him get by with that?”

God said, “No I’m not.”

The preacher teed up the ball and hit it. It flew like it had never flown before, about 350 yards, bounced about three times and went into the hole
for a hole in one.

St. Peter looked at God and said, “God are you going to let him get away with that?” God smiled and said, “Who is he going to tell?”

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Roman Numerals

One of my college friends asked a group of us for advice on organizing his final report for the year.

“Why don’t you use Roman numerals to head the different sections?” another friend suggested.

“I thought of that,” he replied. “But my keyboard doesn’t have Roman numerals on it.”

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Valedictorian

At the beginning of the school year, one seventh grader was reflecting on his chance at being the 8th grade valedictorian.

He said his dad was valedictorian, his mom was valedictorian, and his sister was also valedictorian.

He paused, leaned back in his chair and said, “Looks like the end of an era!”

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Episode 1109 Scott Adams PART1: Talking About Kamala Unleashing Her Demon Army to Hunt Republicans, Riot Politics, Mind Control

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Content:

  • Republicans will be hunted
  • Election rigger discusses ease and numerous methods
  • Ted Wheeler blames riots on 5 CNN promoted HOAXES
  • Military grade mind-control…of Americans
  • Operation Not Forgotten, 39 kids rescued
  • Clearview facial recognition, Othram DNA tracking

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Episode 1109 Scott Adams PART2: Talking About Kamala Unleashing Her Demon Army to Hunt Republicans, Riot Politics, Mind Control

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Content:

  • Republicans will be hunted
  • Election rigger discusses ease and numerous methods
  • Ted Wheeler blames riots on 5 CNN promoted HOAXES
  • Military grade mind-control…of Americans
  • Operation Not Forgotten, 39 kids rescued
  • Clearview facial recognition, Othram DNA tracking

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Episode 1105 Scott Adams: RNC Night Three, Video HOAXES, Hurricanes and Persuasion, Strategy and Riots

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Content:

  • RNC Day 3 review
  • Jack Brewer debunked the “Fine People” HOAX
  • Kenosha shooting details
  • Idolizing criminals and mocking good role models
  • Anderson Cooper and the “drinking bleach” HOAX
  • 4 Steps: How the FAKE NEWS creates their HOAXES

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Episode 1108 Scott Adams: Portland Badness, the Total Collapse of Biden’s Chances, Murdered Trump Supporter

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Content:

  • Sport-hunting in police-free Portland
  • Alice Johnson attacked by protesters after RNC
  • Ted Wheeler’s letter rejecting National Guard assistance
  • Bill to decriminalize marijuana at the Federal level
  • Riots, violence, death because fake news stokes the fire
  • Gullible people in a world where all the news is fake news

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Even Jim Gaffigan, The World’s Most Apolitical Comedian, Is Sick Of Trump

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Episode 1107 Scott Adams PART1: Fake Polls, How to Create Fake News Using “HOAX Edit” Technique, Coup Two

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Content:

  • COUP TWO and propaganda PRIMING MOVES
  • What we’re seeing is identical to a pre-Coup PSYOP
  • Guillotine death and violence imagery
  • Chicago teachers union SUPPORTS guillotine imagery
  • Whiteboard: HOAX Edits
  • Rand Paul targeted/mobbed/assaulted after RNC
  • Incompetence/corruption why not pursue COVID19 solution?
  • STOP resisting arrest and you’ll STOP getting shot?
  • Green New Deal FAILED in both California and Germany

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Episode 1107 Scott Adams PART2: Fake Polls, How to Create Fake News Using the “HOAX Edit” Technique, Coup Two Progress

 

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Content:

  • COUP TWO and propaganda PRIMING MOVES
  • What we’re seeing is identical to a pre-Coup PSYOP
  • Guillotine death and violence imagery
  • Chicago teachers union SUPPORTS guillotine imagery
  • Whiteboard: HOAX Edits
  • Rand Paul targeted/mobbed/assaulted after RNC
  • Incompetence/corruption why not pursue COVID19 solution?
  • STOP resisting arrest and you’ll STOP getting shot?
  • Green New Deal FAILED in both California and Germany

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True Love

An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and
washed the old man overboard.

They searched for days and couldn’t find him. So the captain sent the old woman back to the shore with the promise that he would notify her as soon as
they found something.

Three weeks went by and finally the old woman got a fax from the boat that read: Mam, sorry to inform you, we found your husband dead at the bottom of
the ocean. We hauled him up to the deck and attached to his toe was an oyster and inside it was a pearl worth 50,000. Please advise.

The old woman faxed back: “Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap.”

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Episode 1106 Scott Adams: George Papadopoulos Talks About His Book Deep State Target, Then I Review the RNC and Other Craziness

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Content:

  • Special Guest: George Papadopoulos
  • Link to George’s new book, Deep State Target
  • RNC versus DNC production competence
  • CNN anger over RNC small stuff
  • Shocking number of people believe “Fine People” HOAX

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To-Do List

My name is Florie and I was visiting a friend for a few days and noticed a “to do” list on her table.

It said:

– Polish furniture
– Scrub bathrooms
– Change bedding in guest room
– Buy homemade-looking cake
– Bring out clock Florie gave us
– Throw this list away before Florie arrives

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Episode 1102 Scott Adams: Come for the Sip, Stay for the Whatever

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Content:

  • Top racist endorses Joe Biden for President
  • Kellyanne Conway, George Conway both stepping down
  • Yale’s Dr. Harvey Risch and HCQ
  • “Luxury belief” class
  • Kenosha Wisconsin, Jacob Blake, riots
  • Kim Jong-Un rumored to be in coma

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Speedy Morris

Speedy Morris was the basketball coach at LaSalle and they were having a pretty good season. One morning he was shaving and the phone rang. His wife
answered it and called out to him that Sports Illustrated wanted to talk to him. Coach Morris was excited that his team was apparently about to
receive national recognition in this famous sports magazine. As a matter of fact, he was so excited that he cut himself with his razor. Covered with
blood and shaving lather and running downstairs to the phone, he tripped and fell down the stairs. Finally, bleeding and bruised, he crawled to the
phone and breathlessly said, “Hello?”

The voice on the other end asked, “Is your name Speedy Morris?”

“Yes,” he replied.

Then the voice continued, “Mr. Morris, for just seventy-five cents an issue, we can give you a one-year subscription to Sports Illustrated.”

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Episode 1103 Scott Adams: The RNC Persuasion Masterpiece, Biden’s Satanic Coincidences, BLM Terrorism, Suburban Warning Shots

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Content:

  • Strong visual persuasion at RNC
  • President Trump, the “bodyguard of western civilization”
  • Telehealth legalization, freed hostages, McCloskey’s
  • Homeowner fires a warning shot
  • Joe Biden and Satanic coincidences
  • What happens when China loses a billion jobs to robots?

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Episode 1100 Scott Adams PART1: Cognitive Tests Biden Would Fail, How I Plan to Take Biden Out of the Race, TDS Cures, Brennan, and More

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Content:

  • Drinking bleach HOAX
  • New fake news HOAX targeting Rush Limbaugh
  • The “Fine People” HOAX targets citizens for violence
  • MSNBC invited me to appear…it’s a trap!
  • Politifact…NO “Truth-O-Meter” for “Fine People” HOAX?
  • Biden’s GIGANTIC strategic mistake, “Fine People” HOAX

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The Love Life Of ‘Harry Potter’s Professor McGonagall Needs A Movie

By Amanda Mannen  Published: August 22nd, 2020 


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Episode 1101 Scott Adams: BBC Debunks the Joe Biden Race HOAX, Free Markets Can Solve Portland, Trump’s Sister, FDA Corruption

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Content:

  • The Post Office HOAX
  • College tuition SCAM
  • President Trump calls out FDA for corruption
  • Portland “fight club” vacation tour packages
  • The “fine people” HOAX FUNNEL
  • President Trump’s principles

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Throw Back: Heard By Tech

Things heard by tech support:

Customer: “I have Microword Soft.”

Customer: “Microwave Windows?”

Customer: “Will this upgrade include Microwave 97?”

Customer: (Referring to Microsoft Defrag.) “I ran Microwave Defrost, but it didn’t help.”

Customer: “I have Microsoft Exploder.”

Customer: “I have Microscope Exploiter.”

Customer: “I have Netscape Complicator.”

Customer: “I have Netscape Regulator.”

Customer: “Uhh…I have Newscape and Outlook Exposure.”

Customer: “I have a US Robotics Sportscaster modem.”

Customer: “It’s not my computer that is slow. I have a 200 horse power hard drive.”

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Episode 1100 Scott Adams PART2: Cognitive Tests Biden Would Fail, How I Plan to Take Biden Out of the Race, TDS Cures, Brennan, and More

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Content:

  • Drinking bleach HOAX
  • New fake news HOAX targeting Rush Limbaugh
  • The “Fine People” HOAX targets citizens for violence
  • MSNBC invited me to appear…it’s a trap!
  • Politifact…NO “Truth-O-Meter” for “Fine People” HOAX?
  • Biden’s GIGANTIC strategic mistake, “Fine People” HOAX

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Parrot Skills

A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, “The parrot to the left
costs 500 dollars.”

“Why does that parrot cost so much?” the man wondered.

The owner replied, “Well, it knows how to use a computer.”

The man asked about the next parrot on the perch.

“That one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do, plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system.”

Naturally, the startled customer asked about the third parrot.

“That one costs 2,000 dollars.”

“And what does that one do?” the man asked.

The owner replied, “To be honest, I’ve never seen him do a thing, but the other two call him boss!”

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Far Out Chain Letter

Finally, an Internet chain letter which I hadn’t seen before! Hope you get a chuckle or two out of this.

The Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence project (SETI) just announced it has decoded the first transmission to originate from another
civilization:

“Simply send 6.023 times 10 to the 23 atoms of Hydrogen to the Star System at the top of the list, cross off that star system, then put your Star
System at the bottom of the list and send it to 100 other Star Systems. Within one-tenth of a Galactic Rotation you will receive enough hydrogen to
power your civilization until entropy reaches its maximum!

IT REALLY WORKS!”

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Episode 1094 Scott Adams: Witches and Video, Three Civil Wars Scheduled, Low Information Voters, Firenadoes, Homeschooling

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Content:

  • The media’s extraordinary ability to disappear stories
  • 70% of the country will never know what happened
  • We need a fact quiz to ID low-information people
  • 3 American civil wars brewing
  • Home schoolers…the revolution is on
  • A new form of hiring discrimination?

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Odd News Reports

“The license fee for altered dogs with a certificate will be $ 3 and for pets owned by senior citizens who have not been altered the fee will be
$ 1.50.”

“Dr. Benjamin Porter visited the school yesterday and lectured on ‘Destructive Pests.’ A large number were present.”

“The sewer expansion project is nearing completion but city officials are holding their breath until it is officially finished.”

“The ladies of the county medical society auxiliary plan to publish a cookbook. Part of the money will go to the Samaritan Hospital to purchase a
stomach pump.”

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Episode 1095 Scott Adams: Biden’s Fake Lead in Polls Evaporates, Trump Supporters Flee to Water, Coup V2.0, Q and BLM

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Content:

  • Coup V2.0 to stay out of jail?
  • Mailboxes being removed?
  • Is BLM making things WORSE for Black people?
  • USPS is dependable…per CNN and other Democrats
  • Sweden’s dumb strategy…worked out best?
  • Trump supporter boat rallies

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Episode 1091 Scott Adams: My Antifa Neighbor Doesn’t Like Me, Brain-Dead Biden, Lots of Curse Words Today

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Content:

  • Biden basing his campaign on the Fine People HOAX
  • Being called a racist, legitimizes violence against the accused
  • Joe Biden, the lyingest liar Democrat
  • Unfair attacks on Kamala’s personal past
  • Kamala: Pragmatic moderate or wild leftist?
  • Cheap, OTC paper tests for COVID19

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Cannibal Canoe

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker are captured by cannibals. The chief cannibal comes to them and says, “The bad news is that now that
we’ve caught you, we’re going to kill you, put you in a pot, cook you, eat you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you
get to choose how you die.”

The Frenchman says, “I take zee sword.”

The chief gives him a sword, he says, “Vive la France!” and runs himself through.

The Englishman says, “Right–a pistol for me, please.”

The chief gives him a pistol, he points it at himself, says, “God save the queen!” and shoots.

The New Yorker says, “Gimme a fork.”

The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over the stomach, the sides,
the chest, everywhere. There’s blood gushing out all over; it’s horrible!

The chief is appalled, and asks, “What in the world are you doing?”

The New Yorker says, “So much for your stupid canoe!”

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Episode 1087 Scott Adams: What I Think is Bullshit About Coronavirus Opinions. Biden’s Rotting Brain, Election Predictions

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Content:

  • Adding President Trump to Mount Rushmore
  • 59% say Biden won’t finish a 4 year term
  • Breaking the habit of watching sports
  • Emergency budget situations and Congress
  • My revised opinions on coronavirus and HCQ
  • Blood serum antibody therapy

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Duck

A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella.

The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green. However, Rian, who always does things HIS way, colored the duck in a
bright fire truck red.

After seeing this, the teacher asked him: “Rian, how many times have you seen a red duck?”

Young Rian replied with “The same number of times I’ve seen a duck holding an umbrella.”

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Beloved Characters Saved By Actor’s Behind-The-Scenes Suggestions

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Episode 1090 Scott Adams: Join me To Find out if Kamala Harrass is the Right Pick for Grabby Biden

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Content:

  • Kamala and the double-puppet maneuver
  • Attacks on Kamala’s ancestry and life
  • Kamala + top shelf advisors = powerful
  • BLM co-founder says looting is reparations
  • T Cells and herd immunity

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28 Days

On February 29th, the teacher was explaining to her second grade students the days of the month.

She told them that we add the extra day every four years to adjust for the earth’s rotation around the sun.

She went on to explain that, “some months have 30 days and other months have 31 days.”

Then she asked “which month has 28 days?”

Rachel replied, “They all do!”

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Episode 1088 Scott Adams: Kids and School Openings, Herd Immunity, Biden’s Cadaver Strategy, Teachers Unions

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Content:

  • George Conway’s WaPo article and tweet
  • Green New Deal, a child’s plan
  • Achieving herd immunity at 20%
  • Declining opinion of teachers unions
  • Qanon has gone worldwide
  • Russian vaccine for COVID19

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Episode 1089 Scott Adams: Kamala Harris it is. Boom

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  • Joe picked Kamala!

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Art Gift

During Christmas time I was shopping in an arts and crafts store, where a friend of mine worked, for a gift for my niece. She had taken an interest in
oil painting and I planned to purchase a beginner set of paints and brushes.

My friend was at the cash register when I was checking out. I hadn’t seen her for a few weeks and had started a diet in the meantime, having moderate
success. She asked me if I had gotten thinner. I was thrilled that it showed already and replied that I had lost a few pounds.

She rolled her eyes and said, “I meant paint thinner.”

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Episode 1085 Scott Adams: Trump’s Presser, Biden Goes Full Gopher, Antifa Costume Play, CNN Helps

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Content:

  • Powerful moves by President Trump
  • Why is Biden delaying his VP pick?
  • Reasons: 36% Black support for President Trump
  • Kanye’s impressive bible-based platform
  • Police rights when Antifa blinds with lasers
  • Election influence by Russia, China, Iran

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Episode 1086 Scott Adams: Executive Orders, Coronavirus Comparisons, Arguing With Artists, Antifa Meets MAGA, Congress the Enemy

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Content:

  • Automatically unfollowed from Richard Grenell, Matt Gaetz?
  • Executive orders when Congress fails
  • Ari Fleischer’s 3 things for a decent life
  • We should teach “life strategy” in school
  • A 50% effective COVID19 vaccine
  • Required variables for country comparisons

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Episode 1077 Scott Adams: Dismantling Teachers Unions, Epstein Files Via Cernovich, Pandemic Scorecards

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Content:

  • President Trump always keeps his options open
  • Skepticism about COVID19 results
  • Epstein documents unsealed
  • Teacher unions: an extinction risk for America
  • Nuclear energy: imperative that America leads

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‘Daredevil’ Cut Storylines, As Producer Allegedly Felt ‘Nobody Cares About Chinese People’

By Dan Duddy  Published: July 27th, 2020 


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Episode 1072 Scott Adams: Secret Police HOAX, Coronavirus Mysteries and Intrigue, Boris Johnson’s Fatness

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Content:

  • Why continue to violently protest?
  • China policy is now regime change
  • Betting market says 39% chance of Kamala
  • Persuasive HCQ data graph by @gummibear737
  • Thumbs up Boris Johnson, promoting weight loss
  • Big variables inhibit understanding COVID19

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Episode 1071 Scott Adams: Protests, Riots, Biden the HOAX Parrot, Coronavirus, Teacher Unions, Calculating How Much BLM

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Content:

  • Kanye for Kingmaker
  • Teacher Unions and DSA list their demands
  • How many HOAXES does Joe Biden believe?
  • Black lives matter more than White lives
  • Capitalizing both Black and White 

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Bathing Suit

While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had
even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband’s advice.

“What do you think?” I asked. “Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?”

“Better get a bikini,” he replied. “You’d never get it all in one.”

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Episode 1063 Scott Adams: Cognitive Dissonance in Trump Haters, Mask Science, Protests

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Content:

  • Analyzing critic complaints about President Trump
  • Charles Barkley’s productive thoughts
  • Roger Stone radio interview controversy
  • My impression of Rachel Maddow and Alex Jones

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Job Interview Phrases

Phrases for you to use in a job interview – or to interpret when interviewing!

Phrase: I’m extremely adept at all manners of office organization.
Meaning: I’ve used Microsoft Office.

Phrase: I’m honest, hard-working and dependable.
Meaning: I pilfer office supplies.

Phrase: I take pride in my work.
Meaning: I blame others for any mistakes.

Phrase: I’m personable.
Meaning: I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers.

Phrase: I am very adaptable.
Meaning: I’ve changed jobs a lot.

Phrase: I am on the go.
Meaning: I’m never at my desk.

Phrase: I’m highly motivated to succeed.
Meaning: The minute I find a better job, I’m outta here.

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Episode 1070 Scott Adams: Protests, Fake News Determining Elections, Sandmann Puts Fake News to Sleep

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Content:

  • President Trump’s Executive Orders slash medication cost
  • Can Trump supporter victims sue media pushing HOAXES?
  • Senator Cotton’s anti-1619 Project bill
  • 5G speeds will change civilization
  • Did China consulate support/fund BLM and Antifa? 
  • The Queen of Dragons and her eunuch army

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Episode 1068 Scott Adams: Charlamagne Tha Racist, Biden, Schools Reopening, Trump Press Conference

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Content:

  • Louie Gohmert’s resolution to ban the Democrat party
  • Teacher unions and systemic racism
  • Antifa, BLM, Dems are female run organizations
  • Mike Lee Joint Economic Committee conclusions
  • Mike Adams politically incorrect, forced retirement
  • Charlamagne Tha God scolds Joe Biden

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Hotel Restaurant

While I was dining in the restaurant of a large hotel, I heard a loud crash. A waitress had dropped a whole tray of coffee cups, plates, and dishes.
Being only a couple tables away from her, I felt a stinging pain in my hand where I was cut from the shattered debris. I was immediately escorted to
the hotel doctor.

“What happened?” he asked.

I said, “Attacked by a flying saucer.”

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Episode 1069 Scott Adams: How to Reimagine Police Work to Free Resources for Social Services (Better Than Defunding)

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Content:

  • Reimagine Policing

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Punishment

An irritated father complained to his golf buddy, “When I was a kid, my parents sent me to my room without supper if I misbehaved. But my son has his
own color TV, telephone, computer, every computer game and CD player in his room!”

“So how do you handle it?” his friend asked.

“I send him to MY room!”

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Episode 1064 Scott Adams: Kamala’s New Face, Kanye’s Campaign, How Trump is Doing on Coronavirus

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Content:

  • Kamala Harris face
  • The “Cancel-Fly” buzzing around me, seeking stink
  • Chuck Todd, intentional HOAX promoter
  • Coronavirus results and leadership quality
  • Rob Smith: 5 Words to win the black vote
  • Kanye’s Harriet Tubman comment

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Episode 1067 Scott Adams: Portland, The Nation’s Ashtray, Teacher Unions Ruining the Planet, Excess Deaths, Trump Reframing

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Content:

  • Joe Biden says nurses were blowing into his nostrils
    • …Meanwhile, President Trump aces a cognitive test
  • Teacher unions have destroyed education
  • The protesters are having FUN
  • Ted Wheeler attends last nights protest
  • COVID19 excess death tally lacks key info

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Helping Daddy

One day a young boy ran crying to his mother and rubbing his behind.

His mother said, “Bobby, why are you crying?”

“Because daddy hit his thumb with the hammer!” little Bobby wailed.

“Why, that’s not something to cry over,” his mother told him. “That should make you laugh.”

Bobby rubbed his behind and said tearfully, “I DID laugh!”

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Episode 1065 Scott Adams: The Enemy of the People Trying to Hurt Tucker Carlson’s Family, FOX News Scandals

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Content:

  • Kamala’s face
  • Kanye tweets
  • Will NYT cross the line?
  • Kayleigh McEnany to do COVID19 updates?
  • Mayo clinic and masks with exhale valves
  • Accusations against 4 FOX News people

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Episode 1066 Scott Adams: I Travel to the Future and Back to Tell You Who Will Win in November

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Content:

  • Kanye still the most interesting person on the planet
  • Audio illusion, “engage” or “lying b****”
  • Tucker versus the NYT
  • Upper case Black, lower case white?
  • “White supremacist” is the n-word slur against white people
  • The Portland illusion, do their residents care?

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D-Day

Our 15-year-old daughter, Melanie, had to write a report for school about World War II, specifically D-Day and the invasion of Normandy.

“Isn’t there a movie about that?” she asked.

I told her there was, but I couldn’t think of the name.

Then it came to her, “Oh, I remember! Isn’t it something like ‘Finding Private Nemo’?”

[Reader’s Digest]

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Episode 1060 Scott Adams: My Idea for Fixing Everything by Forming a Socialist Country Within a Capitalist Country. Wwwwwhaaaat???

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Content:

  • Whiteboard1: Two-System Nation
  • Whiteboard2: Bike Path Tourism

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Sometimes

Sometimes…
when you cry,
no one sees your tears.

Sometimes…
when you are in pain,
no one sees your hurt.

Sometimes…
when you are worried,
no one sees your stress.

Sometimes…
when you are happy,
no one sees your smile.

But pass gas just ONE TIME!

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Episode 1061 Scott Adams: Fake News, Fake Science, Fake Everything

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Content:

  • Has Mary Trump ever met President Trump?
  • Legalizing violent crime before a national election
  • Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s calls out anti-semitism
  • Jake Tapper calls out CNN HOAX
  • HOAX: Unidentified authorities arresting people
  • Hong Kong losing financial center status

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Episode 1055 Scott Adams: Face Masks, Boycotts, Secret Trump Supporters, Why Everything Will Turn Out Fine

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Content:

  • Tom Fitton’s mask science tweet
  • Executive order on DACA
  • OpEd supposedly written by Mueller
  • NYT Charles Blow says cancel culture doesn’t exist
  • Economist (Robert Reich) supports politically driven boycott
  • Why did Amazon issue TikTok memo and then retract it?

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10 Signs You May Not Be Reading Your Bible Enough

10) You open up your Bible in church and a huge dust cloud rises.

9) You think Abraham, Isaac & Jacob may have had a few hit songs during the 60’s.

8) You open to the Gospel of Luke and a WWII Savings Bond falls out.

7) Your favorite Old Testament Patriarch is Hercules.

6) A small family of woodchucks has taken up residence in the Psalms of your Bible.

5) You become frustrated because Charlton Heston isn’t listed in either the Concordance or the Table of Contents.

4) Catching the kids reading the Song of Solomon, you demand: “Who gave you this stuff?”

3) You think the Minor Prophets worked in the quarries.

2) You keep falling for it every time when Pastor tells you to turn to Second Opinions.

And the number one sign you may not be reading your Bible enough:

1) The kids keep asking too many questions about your usual bedtime story: “Jonah the Shepherd Boy and His Ark of Many Colors.”

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Episode 1057 Scott Adams: Talking With Joel Pollack About His New Book Red November, Then Victim Mentality, Priorities, Persuasion

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Content:

  • Special Guest: Joel Pollak discusses his new book, Red November
  • Joel’s experiences following the Democrat primary candidates
  • Current definition of white supremacy
  • Drama within far left organization, Sleeping Giants 
  • Visual persuasion perfection in Tucker’s McCloskey interview
  • Facial recognition errors and the innocent Michigan man

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Apology

Customer at a counter of a lawn ornament shop:

“Give me four of those pinwheels, two of those pink flamingos, two of the sunflowers, and one of those bent-over grandma in bloomers.”

Cashier’s reply:

“That’ll be eight dollars for the pinwheels, ten dollars for the flamingos, six dollars for the sunflowers, and an apology to my wife!”

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Episode 1056 Scott Adams PART1: Pandemic Loserthink, Artists Behaving Badly, Protesters Being Bad

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Content:

  • Trump supporters, seeing physical danger…will vote
  • Becoming used to Biden’s cognitive decline
  • The unasked question for BLM
  • Risk management and the value of masks
  • Republicans view this election as an EXTINCTION EVENT

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Insert Foot In Mouth

An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. “Where would
you like to sit?” he asked politely.

“The front row please,” she answered.

“You really don’t want to do that,” the usher said. “The pastor is really boring.”

“Do you happen to know who I am?” the woman inquired.

“No,” he said.

“I’m the pastor’s mother,” she replied indignantly.

“Do you know who I am?” he asked.

“No,” she said.

“Good,” he answered.

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Episode 1056 Scott Adams PART2: Pandemic Loserthink, Artists Behaving Badly, Protesters Being Bad

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Content:

  • Trump supporters, seeing physical danger…will vote
  • Becoming used to Biden’s cognitive decline
  • The unasked question for BLM
  • Risk management and the value of masks
  • Republicans view this election as an EXTINCTION EVENT

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Episode 1053 Scott Adams: Talking With Michael Shellenberger About Apocalypse Never, A Terrific Book

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Content:

  • Special Guest: Environmental activist, Michael Shellenberger
  • De Blasio paints BLM in front of Trump Tower
  • Startup Ground News compares multiple news sources
  • A list of people who have called for boycotts of other companies
  • Joe Biden’s country destroying proposals
  • Unrestricted immigration and the black community

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Posion

A man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.”

The Rabbi asked, “What’s wrong?”

The man replied, “My wife is poisoning me.”

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, “I’m sure you’re wrong.”

The man pleads, “I’m telling you, I’m certain she’s poisoning me. What should I do?”

The Rabbi then offers, “Tell you what, let me talk to her. I’ll see what I can find out and I’ll let you know.”

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, “Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?”

The man anxiously says, “Yes, please.”

“OK. Take the poison,” says the Rabbi.

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Episode 1049 Scott Adams: Trump’s Bubba Wallace Tweet, Abolitionist Statues, Fake News

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Content:

  • Panic on the left over Kanye
  • How to know if you’re in a bubble
  • The statues chess game
  • Should Bubba apologize?
  • Media propaganda: Coronavirus and race relations
  • Anti-Trump propaganda by FoxNews Sr. Editor, Edmund DeMarche

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Episode 1051 Scott Adams: If You Can Read This, I Have Not Been Cancelled. Let’s Push it a Little Farther.

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Content:

  • A cabinet position for data analysis
  • Institutional racism is 95% the teachers union
  • NBC Universal will discriminate by race and gender
  • Kanye’s genius party name and slogan
  • President Trump’s coronavirus math is correct
  • Kayleigh McEnany Neuters “dark and divisive” 

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Episode 1050 Scott Adams PART1: I’ll Be Testing My Freedom of Speech Today. Confederate Flags, Fake College, Bad Experts

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Content:

  • The press is illegitimately hiding COVID decreasing death rate
  • The weird and unintentional impact of BLM
  • Solving problems you aren’t allowed to discuss
  • Protesters are the dumbest among us
  • How you act when stopped by police, determines the outcome
  • Does vitamin D explain why viruses die out in summer?

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