More Light Bulb Jokes

From Becky Day:
How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it, and the other two to help him down off the keg.

How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?
While this topic is of great importance, we will resume this discussion at our next meeting. Meanwhile…..

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to almost screw it in all the way, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end.

How many stockbrokers does it take to change a light bulb?
It’s out?? Sell my stock in light bulbs now!!

How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into.

From Douglas Campbell:
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Excuse me, that’s a hardware problem.

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Before I answer that, is it possible to work around the problem in software?

From Joe Wolf:
How many union plumbers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Union plumbers don’t change light bulbs; union electricians change light bulbs.

Received from Becky Day, Douglas Campbell and Joe Wolf.
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