Pull Over!

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the elderly woman behind the
wheel was knitting!

The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, “PULL OVER!”

“NO!” the woman yelled back, “Cardigan!”

Received from Joke du Jour.
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