I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies… (Unabridged) – Betches

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I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies… (Unabridged)

Betches

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 12.99

Publish Date: April 19, 2016

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You Nice, Lord: The 20th Anniversary Of Ghostface Killah’s ‘Supreme Clientele’

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February on the east coast, especially north of the Carolinas, places a familiar winter chill over the cities and towns that make up the region. A common theme of the lower temps is music that fits the barren trees and concrete backdrops, and Ghostface Killah‘s sublime album Supreme Clientele, celebrating its 20th anniversary today, embodies the best of that audio tradition.

With the turn of the century, the Wu-Tang Clan became a household name and a steady string of solo releases from the founding members set in motion the crew’s dominance within the culture. Method Man’s November 1994 debut album Tical, Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s March 1995 debut Return To The 36 Chambers, Raekwon’s August 1995 debut Only Built 4 Cuban Linx, and GZA’s November 1995 second album, his first under the Wu-Tang banner, Liquid Swords, all cemented RZA as the visionary of the sprawling collective.

In October 1996, Ghostface Killah’s debut Ironman gave way to the manic and impassioned delivery of the once-mysterious swordsman, with plenty of assistance from his brethren in Raekwon, Cappadonna, and RZA’s guiding hand on production. And 1997’s Wu-Tang Forever double-disc featuring the entire Clan along with other releases from U-God, Sunz Of Man, Killah Priest, Killarmy and other We affiliates ended out the decade.

Supreme Clientele was a welcomed shift in sound from Ironman and highlighted other producers aside from the RZA, who still oversaw the project’s sonic direction and produced around half of the songs. The end result of the project was more lyrically dense than Ghostface’s previous efforts. And while GFK’s freewheeling style was refined, there was also a tangible level of renewed hunger present in his verses along with sprinklings of street tales, fly imagery, and Five Percent Nation teachings.

Consider the opening track “Nutmeg,” and the stream of consciousness displayed throughout:

Bout it, bout it, Lord forgive me, Ms. Sally shouted
Tracey got shot in the face, my house was overcrowded
You fake cats done heard it first
On how I sh*tted on your turf that time, Cuban Link verse yo
Check out the rap kingpin, summertime, fine jewelry dripping
Face to the box, I seen your ear twitching
As soon as I drove off, Cap’ came to me with three sawed-offs
Give one to Rae’, let’s season they broth

This was followed by the word wizardry of the following track “One” which featured more of Ghost’s random stylings:

Ayo, we at the weed gate, waiting for jake
We want eight ravioli bags, two thirsty villains yelling bellyaches
Heavyweight rhyme writers, hitting the grass that’s the ripest
Pull out this kite from this white b*tch
Talking ’bout, “Dear Ghost, you the only n*gga I know
Like when the cops come, you never hide your toast”
Guest starred in mad sh*t, CBL, Ice Water metallic
Past tense placed in gold caskets
Dru Hill bitches, specialist lounging at the mosque
Suede kufi wrap, undercover dentist
Rhymes is made of garlic, never in the target when the NARCs hit
Rumor is you might start to spit
You nice Lord, sweet daddy Grace, wind lifted
On the dancefloor, makeover’s free followed by gauze
Duncan Hines monument cakes, we never half-baked
Alaskan, sexcapade, push your new court dates
Trauma, hands is like candy canes, lay my balls on ice
The branches in my weed be the vein
Swimsuit issue, darts sent truly from the heart, boo, I miss you
See daddy rock a wristful

There isn’t much of a narrative present across Supreme Clientele, although Ghost’s penchant for storytelling was on display on tracks like “Saturday Nite” and “Child’s Play” but for the most part, it was just darts upon darts.

Two strong posse cuts, “Buck 50” featuring Redman and Wu members Method Man and Cappadona, and “Wu Banga 101” with GZA, Cappadonna, Masta Killah, and Raekwon are notable for their potency. The late Lord Superb also shined brightly on the tracks “Ghost Deini” and “We Made It” while “Cherchez La Ghost” became an unexpected club hit with U-God on the assist.

Ghostface’s momentum continued in the following year with his album Bulletproof Wallets ahead of moving to Def Jam Records in 2004 with the release of The Pretty Toney Album. Ghost is still going as he approaches his 50th birthday this coming May, this after dropping Ghostface Killahs last year.

The high quality of Supreme Clientele has allowed it to retain its influence over the past two decades as it inspired the current generation’s leaders of the underground in Griselda, with Westside Gunn naming his second studio album Supreme Blientele in tribute.

Ask any Wu-Tang Clan fan and they’ll rattle off their picks for the best of the crew’s best material, but a significant portion of that group will undoubtedly name Supreme Clientele as their favorite for good reason. From start to finish, Toney Starks’ microphone prowess and passion are undeniable and, for many listeners, it remains his crown jewel. You nice, lord, indeed.

Take a listen to the classic Supreme Clientele below.

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If This Isn’t Nice, What Is?: Advice for the Young (Unabridged) – Kurt Vonnegut

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If This Isn’t Nice, What Is?: Advice for the Young (Unabridged)

Kurt Vonnegut

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 1.99

Publish Date: May 7, 2013

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Mr. Nice Guy – Sammo Kann-Bo & 洪金寶

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Mr. Nice Guy

Sammo Kann-Bo & 洪金寶

Genre: Action & Adventure

Price: $ 4.99

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Release Date: March 18, 1998


Bon Appétit, action lovers! Jackie Chan stars as a television chef pursued by rival gangs of ruthless drug dealers who think he has an incriminating videotape. Of course, it's all a misunderstanding. When Jackie rescues the pretty journalist who shot the tape, she accidentally switches it with one of Jackie's. Now he has the evidence, and she has a video of Jackie making pasta. As the situation gets even worse, Jackie takes off his apron and treats the thugs to a double portion of Hong Kong-style action. Starring Jackie Chan ("Rush Hour" trilogy, "Forbidden Kingdom").

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The Nice Guys – Shane Black

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The Nice Guys

Shane Black

Genre: Comedy

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Release Date: May 20, 2016


Set in 1970s Los Angeles, down-on-his-luck private eye Holland March (Ryan Gosling) and hired leg-breaker Jackson Healy (Russell Crowe) must work together to solve the case of a missing girl and the seemingly unrelated death of a porn star. During their investigation, they uncover a shocking conspiracy that reaches up to the highest circles of power.

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After team-changing moves, new-look Raptors are done playing nice

Masai Ujiri shook up the Raptors last summer and did it again last week. Now Kawhi Leonard and Marc Gasol are poised to make a difference for Toronto when it counts.
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A Good Friend Is Nice – Jack & Jack

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A Good Friend Is Nice

Jack & Jack

Genre: Pop

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: January 25, 2019

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Getting Naughty…and Nice – Erin Nicholas

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Getting Naughty…and Nice

Naughty and Nice in Sapphire Falls

Erin Nicholas

Genre: Contemporary

Publish Date: November 9, 2018

Publisher: EN Fiction, Inc.

Seller: EN Fiction, Inc.


A millionaire stuck in small-town America for the holidays, a not-so-little mix-up under the mistletoe, and you'll never look at candy canes the same way again. * * * This collection includes: Getting In the Spirit, a Christmas novella ~ contains a surprisingly romantic millionaire playboy, a girl looking for a little holiday magic, and the most unexpectedly perfect—and hot—Christmas ever. Getting Frisky, a BONUS New Year's Eve short story (naughty uses for champagne ahead!) Getting In the Mood, a Valentine's Day novella ~ the naughty millionaire is right at home in small-town America now, but he’s willing to give it all up for his California girl.

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At Jingle Ball, Finding Out Who’s Learned to Play Nice

The annual revue of radio hitmakers at Madison Square Garden showcased polished stars (Shawn Mendes, Camila Cabello) and a few dissenters (Cardi B, Alessia Cara).
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Red Plains: Nice Place to Raise Your Kids Up, Chapter 1 – Caryn A. Tate

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Red Plains: Nice Place to Raise Your Kids Up, Chapter 1

Caryn A. Tate

Genre: Graphic Novels

Publish Date: June 1, 2010

Publisher: Caryn A. Tate

Seller: Caryn A. Tate


Sure, you know what it's like to have your boss breathing down your neck – but what if your boss is trying to get you killed? The town's leadership has joined forces with the most influential men in Red Plains, including the wealthy Don Luis Escovido. Their goal? Sheriff Doles: ruined, replaced or dead. Meanwhile, see the folly of falling under the spell of one of the enticing Escovido sisters – and meet the unsettling man known only as Velasquez. Loaded with bonus content including audio commentary by series creator Caryn A. Tate, character information, and script excerpts, Red Plains is more than a simple "shoot-em-up." Influenced by film noir, the classic pulps, true crime, and, most importantly, the authentic Western lifestyle and history as lived and researched by its author, Red Plains is the real deal. “Nice Place” is brought to life by writer and series creator Caryn A. Tate and dynamic artist Larry Watts.

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If This Isn’t Nice, What Is?: Advice for the Young (Unabridged) – Kurt Vonnegut

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If This Isn’t Nice, What Is?: Advice for the Young (Unabridged)

Kurt Vonnegut

Genre: Comedy

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Publish Date: May 7, 2013

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Nice Girls Swallow

23-year-old spinner Cassidy Klein from Orange County, California has never been in front of the camera before. Ray discovers that she absolutely LOVES to suck and fuck! Cassidy sucks his cock, then Ray lays her back, bangs her hard and fires a hot load of cum down her throat! Hot!

Jessi, a gorgeous 19 year old student, is all natural and on the prowl. I do my best to show her a good time and give her what she wants, a good hard fuck and a mouthful of cum. I gave her a huge load and she still wanted more, so I gave her another. Nice!

Mila Beth (aka ‘Myla’) is back! The sexy 21-year-old is now working as a flight attendant. She was on layover and called to say she "just had to come by and eat some more cum." Our lucky day 🙂 Lots of hot fucking & sucking leads to a big nasty facial!

Let me introduce you guys to Holly: 19 yrs old, with nice B cups and a tight little pussy. This little gem came to me when I was interviewing for a secretary. Holly took dick-tation like a deep throat pro, and then I filed my cock into her tight little pussy. A nice girl, with a dirty mind.

Nadia Synn (aka ‘Bailey’) runs off with Thomas for a quick trip to Hawaii!! Nadia is ready for some cum and she doesn’t want to wait any longer. She sucks Thomas’ cock before he slides balls deep into her tight, wet pussy, then smiles and swallows a hot load! Later, Nadia slides down and sucks Thomas off in the car for load 2! Aloha!

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Mila Beth (aka ‘Myla’) is back! The sexy 21-year-old is now working as a flight attendant. She was on layover and called to say she "just had to come by and eat some more cum." Our lucky day 🙂

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Sydney Cole loves to give head and delivers a hot round of expert cock sucking, then enjoys a good hard banging before having her tongue blasted with cum! Cadence Lux has a fresh face and slender body with a nice hairy pussy. She has never done anything like this before, but her love of "swallowing cum" has brought her to us! Makali Chanel is 23 years old and a post graduate looking for some fun. She was bored one day and found the site. Now she is here waiting to drop, suck and swallow. So hot! Hilary needs to learn how to deep throat a cock. Thomas to the rescue! I think she has the hang of it by the end. I unleash a pretty nice barrage of cum. A classic hand job follow up too! Jenny Anderson is a small girl with a big accommodating mouth. Thomas puts it to good use and she learns quick. Some hot sucking, fucking, and two big blasts of cum follow! Hayden is a fun loving, 20 year old platinum blonde babe studying to be a nurse. She has a pretty hot little body and loves the idea of thousands of men watching her sucking cock. Perfect! Welcome a true stunner, Jayma Reid (aka ‘Jennifer’). She is so pretty and innocent. Jayma wraps her lips around Thomas and doesn’t let go until he blasts her with two nice loads of cum!

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Sydney Cole loves to give head and delivers a hot round of expert cock sucking, then enjoys a good hard banging before having her tongue blasted with cum!

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Sexy amateur Liza Rowe is only 18 and a senior at a private school in Dallas. She stands 5’6" and has a gorgeous face with soft, full lips and a smile full of braces. Ray puts Liza’s pussy and tonsils to the test, banging her out before blasting a big sticky load off cum down her throat. There’s a reason Liza is "head" of the class.
JoJo Kiss returns all dressed up and looking sexy. She is excited to be back. JoJo quickly drops down to get reacquainted with Ray’s cock. These two really go at it – sucking and fucking like wild animals before Ray unloads a hot flood of cum down JoJo’s throat!
Penny Pax is an expert in the oral arts. She takes great pleasure sucking and jerking Ray’s cock off with her HUGE, squishy tits – and soon, Penny has a big sticky blast of sperm all over her hungry tongue!
Tali Dova is a video game geek, but today she is here because she enjoys giving head and wants to show off her skills! Tali jumps down, sucks Ray’s cock and drains him dry!
Lizzie Bell wants to audition for the site and is prepared to do whatever it takes. She sucks and fucks her way through a winning audition!
Piper Perri stands only 4’10" and weighs a mere 72 lbs! Piper has a smile full of braces, but that doesn’t stop her from deep throating two big cocks! Piper drains Ray and Justin’s balls and swallows two big sticky loads!
Cali Carter returns to remind us that she really knows how to please a man. Cali drops down and gives Ray a nice hot suck job, stroking and swallowing his cock until he explodes a big load into her hot mouth!
Nina North is a 19 year old amateur beauty from North Carolina. She has a bangin’ body with gorgeous 32D tits. She eagerly jumps down and swallows Justin’s huge cock. He fucks her hard then Nina drops down to show us what a good little swallower she is – as Justin unloads both barrels down her throat! HOT.

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Penny Pax is an expert in the oral arts. She takes great pleasure sucking and jerking Ray’s cock off with her HUGE, squishy tits – and soon, Penny has a big sticky blast of sperm all over her hungry tongue!

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Kinsley Eden is a gorgeous 19-year-old office-worker from San Diego, California. She starts things off with a relaxing suck job, then she lays back and spreads her beautiful teen pussy for a good hot fuck, then opens her mouth wide and swallows down a hot load! Wow!

Brooke Bliss is a lovely girl from Atlanta, Georgia. She describes herself as a "very sexual" person. Ray puts Brooke to the test in a red-hot suck & fuck audition that climaxes with a big load down her throat!

Adorable 19-year-old Bella Maye is from Alabama and down to give a quick & dirty BJ! Ray tests her oral skills as she jumps down, sucks and swallows a nice load!

Adorable Haley is back! This time around, she wants to get nailed. She loves giving head, so we start with that. Thomas has a blast banging the cute little redhead and giving her two nice loads to swallow!

Norah Nova is a wild young thing from Boston. Norah eagerly sucks & deep throats Ray’s cock and shows us why east coast girls do it better! 😉

Angel Burk (aka ‘Gwyn’) and her nice big natural tits are back! This time she is determined to get a nice sticky facial. Thomas feeds her his cock, then bangs her out before unloading onto her pretty face!

Chelsie Rae (aka ‘Geri’) has a new video camera. She wants Thomas to show her how to use it. After a hot round of sucking and fucking, Thomas explodes I into her hungry mouth and he captures the flood on video with an extreme close-up! So hot.

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She starts things off with a relaxing suck job, then she lays back and spreads her beautiful teen pussy for a good hot fuck, then opens her mouth wide and swallows down a hot load!

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Beautiful 20 year old Megan Sage is an absolute stunner. Sucking on Ray’s cock gets Megan EXTREMELY wet, so he lays her back and spreads her pussy for a good hard fucking. Ray then bends Megan over, lifts her little skirt and bangs her from behind. She then hungrily jerks Ray’s load onto her hot tongue.

Welcome back 18-year-old Madison Scott (aka ‘Lailani’)! She badly wants a facial, but not before some awesome sucking and a little naughty ANAL fun! Thomas then shoots a huge load of thick and sticky cum all over Madison’s beautiful face, then scrapes it off with a spoon and feeds it to her!

Tali Dova has returned to play! The tall, 21-year-old beauty is excited to once again give Ray a wet and messy suck job, followed by some hot fucking! These two are really going at it when suddenly Ray’s pal Justin arrives. Tali is down to take on both cocks! She eagerly sucks, fucks and drains both guys of their loads.

Lovely Amber Nevada came all the way from Spain and is very excited to be here at Amateur Allure. She loves to give head, suck balls, and swallow cum so naturally she passes her audition with flying colors!

Pretty Kinsley Eden is from San Diego. The bubbly 19-year-old beauty has an insatiable hunger for cum. Ray & Kinsley have a nice suck & fuck session that climaxes with Kinsley taking a hot load down her throat!

Felicity Feline is here for her first cum swallowing audition. She drops down and sucks on Ray’s cock and then she spreads her tight pussy for a good fucking. Ray blasts a huge load of cum onto Felicity’s hot tongue and she swallows it down! Next, Felicity strokes and sucks on Ray’s cock and milks out another thick load of sperm.

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Beautiful 20 year old Megan Sage is an absolute stunner. Sucking on Ray’s cock gets Megan EXTREMELY wet, so he lays her back and spreads her pussy for a good hard fucking.

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Nice Is Just a Place in France: How to Win at Basically Everything (Unabridged) – The Betches

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Nice Is Just a Place in France: How to Win at Basically Everything (Unabridged)

The Betches

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 23.95

Publish Date: June 10, 2013

© ℗ © 2013 Tantor Audio

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Sienna Sinclaire to Throw ‘Naughty or Nice’ Party Dec. 15

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Nice Girls Rule #3: Be Agreeable

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Don’t Feel Chemistry With Nice Guys? Here’s How to Change That!

Have you ever felt frustrated that you seem to get hopelessly “head over heels” for unavailable men, yet find yourself hopelessly impervious to the advances of nice guys who are genuinely available and ready for a serious relationship? Would you like to change this pattern so you can finally start enjoying a great relationship and quit wasting time with men who play hot-and-cold with your emotions? Keep reading to see how the science of psychology can come to your rescue!
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So Nice – David Benoit & Marc Antoine

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So Nice

David Benoit & Marc Antoine

Genre: Jazz

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Release Date: July 21, 2017

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What This Nice Guy Wishes He’d Said On All His Dates

I’ve written before that I used to go on a lot of dates, and I’ve written more recently that I think I’m a pretty nice guy. Those two things — one fact, one personal opinion — converged over the years in my not saying some things on dates that I probably should have said. Here are a few of those:

1. I almost always asked my dates how their dating experience has been. I did that simply because I was interested in knowing the answer. I would say, conservatively, about 75 percent of the answers were negative. “Haven’t met many good guys.” “All the men I meet talk about their horrible exes.” “The men aren’t what they say they are.”

I get it. You’ve had a lot of bad dates, and you enjoy talking about that. And I assume guys do the same thing — I always stipulate that these are not gender-specific experiences.

Given that, I wish I had said on occasion is, “Stop complaining or stop dating.”

2. Again, not gender specific, but I would say that on the overwhelming majority of dates (95 percent) I had my companion do nearly all the talking. I’m a good listener, and genuinely enjoy hearing people’s stories. It’s what got me into journalism 40 years ago. But still, there have been many times I wanted to say,

“You do realize there’s someone other than you on this date.”

3. One of my genuine dislikes in life is self-promoters and braggarts. Probably another reason I initially wanted to be a journalist, though Lord knows plenty of journalists are both of those. I was surprised by how many women on dates would talk about how attractive they thought they are, sometimes but not always couching it in terms of “My friends are always telling me how pretty I am.”

Once or twice, I wish I’d said, “It’s a little unsettling that you keep telling me you’re so attractive.”

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4. Careers and cottage industries have been built on pointing out utterly obvious differences between men and women (just ask John Gray “Men Are From Mars …” or “Fifty Shades of Grey” for that matter). But I lost count ages ago of the number of women who bemoaned the notion that men didn’t understand women.

My question, asked politely and with due respect, “Do women ever need to understand men?”

5. I completely understand the concept of needing to get to know someone before jumping into bed, though how much “jumping” is done after 50 or 55 is up for debate. I used to be of the “time’s-a-wastin'” philosophy but modified that somewhat. Still … my question,

“You do know we’re getting very, very old, don’t you?”

6. I’ve written about this one, too. The rules have all changed for the better in the early part of the 21st Century, except for the one that says men should (pretty much) always pay for dates, regardless of the relative financial status of the people on the date. It’s great if the woman has worked hard to climb the corporate ladder or started her own successful business or written a best-seller.

So, “Why do guys always have to pay for dates?” (Save your comments about me being cheap — I’ve paid for every first date I’ve ever had and almost every second date.)

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7. I know that as we get older, we don’t want to “waste” time on relationships that go nowhere (not that we want to when we’re younger either). But all relationships involve the risk of not working out whether we’re 20 or 60. My dating experience has more often than not been that my companion is sizing up whether I would be good long-term relationship material (again, not gender specific — lots of men do that).

My question: “Can we finish our salad before figuring out if we can grow old together?”

8. And of course, one of my old favorites — that quest for the illusive (and non-existent) “Soulmate.”

I actually have asked this one, as opposed to the others above which I never asked:

“So how did that whole ‘soulmate’ thing work out in your first two marriages?”

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“Nice Guy” – Part of my Trump Persuasion Series

The press is reporting that Trump is being uncharacteristically kind to Ben Carson. People seem confused about it. The press reports over and over that, Trump has gone so far as to call Carson a “nice guy.” 

This is quite a puzzler to the press. Why would Trump be so kind to this one challenger?

I hope all of you just shouted out the answer in your heads.

No, not that, you racists. The OTHER thing you just shouted in your head.

Right. That.

“Nice guy” is a linguistic sniper shot. It is engineered to take out its target without revealing where the shot came from. It is not a casual choice of words. It is deeply engineered.

Think back to my past posts about how Trump sets an anchor for any negotiation by staking out the extreme before you open your mouth. That way only Trump gets to decide where the middle is, should you later decide to meet halfway.

Now think about the two anchors Trump has offered.

One anchor is that Trump is worth $ 10 billion, even though observers are highly skeptical of that estimate. That’s the number that pops up now when you think of him, just as Trump planned. 

Trump has also branded himself as an experienced international business person, a tough negotiator in a world that needs just that, and a man who can’t be bought. 

The anchor Trump dropped on Carson is that Carson is a “nice guy.” The press picked it up and can’t stop repeating it. Repetition is persuasion. Trump deputized the winged monkeys in the media to repeat “nice guy” until it will literally be the only thing you think of when you see Ben Carson’s face. 

Hello, China! Here comes our nice guy to do some negotiating! You better run!

What are the first two words an American voter hears in her head after “Nice guys…”?

In America, a familiar saying is “Nice guys finish last.” If you are familiar with the saying, you probably automatically add those two words when you hear “nice guy.”

Remember, this is a long-distance linguistic kill shot. You aren’t supposed to know where the shot came from. The finish last portion of the thought is literally being created by you, in your head. And it rewires you with repetition. 

Did Trump intentionally rewire your brain so you would think of his rival as the   nice guy who always finishes last? 

Not as far as you know. All you saw was a flash in the distance and your head exploding a few seconds later.

On an unrelated topic, if your friend wants to set you up with someone who is “nice,” does that sound like a good thing to you? It does not. And if we are being honest, one-third of the public probably votes for whoever they find sexiest. If you were going to date Ben Carson, I’ll bet you would be impressed by his good looks (he really is a beautiful man) and probably his keen mind and good humor. What might be the ONE thing you worry about when you ask yourself if you will have good chemistry with this magnificent creature?

No, not that, you racists. I mean the other thing you are thinking. 

You wonder if perhaps he’s too nice. Because that looks weak. Too much niceness shouldn’t bother you, you tell yourself. But it does. Sex is more linked to power than niceness. Trump projects power. Carson projects niceness.

And Trump isn’t done. If the polls narrow too much, Trump might say…

“Ben Carson wants you to promote him from doctor to president.”

Ladies and gentleman, I give you Donald Trump.

Also keep in mind that Carson is still an option for Trump’s running mate. Trump wants him limping but not dead. I think it will either be Carson or Cuban on the Trump ticket. Trump wins it all with either one. But with Cuban it would be the biggest margin of victory in your lifetime.

History buffs will remember that Bill Clinton did a similar “nice guy” play on Bob Dole during their election cycle. Clinton made it clear that he liked Bob Dole. He even thanked Dole for his service to the country. Thanking Dole for his service makes you think of Dole in the past tense. It was a way to call him old and done. That was a linguistic sniper shot you did not see.

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Red Plains: Nice Place to Raise Your Kids Up, Chapter 1

Caryn A. Tate

Genre: Graphic Novels

Publish Date: June 1, 2010

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Sure, you know what it's like to have your boss breathing down your neck – but what if your boss is trying to get you killed? The town's leadership has joined forces with the most influential men in Red Plains, including the wealthy Don Luis Escovido. Their goal? Sheriff Doles: ruined, replaced or dead. Meanwhile, see the folly of falling under the spell of one of the enticing Escovido sisters – and meet the unsettling man known only as Velasquez. Loaded with bonus content including audio commentary by series creator Caryn A. Tate, character information, and script excerpts, Red Plains is more than a simple "shoot-em-up." Influenced by film noir, the classic pulps, true crime, and, most importantly, the authentic Western lifestyle and history as lived and researched by its author, Red Plains is the real deal. “Nice Place” is brought to life by writer and series creator Caryn A. Tate and dynamic artist Larry Watts.

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If Canadians Made A Rap Diss Video, It’d Be Devastatingly Nice

What would happen if Canadians tried to trash talk America?

According to CollegeHumor, it might look a little something like this:

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Who knew a rap diss video could have so many apologies? Watch the friendliest take-down you’ve ever seen in the video above.

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If This Isn’t Nice, What Is?: Advice for the Young (Unabridged) – Kurt Vonnegut

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When It’s Time to Stop Being Nice to Your Ex

” We’ve been divorced over a year and my ex still won’t make eye contact at little league. He communicates via two-sentence emails. I’ve been nothing but nice to him, and I always tell the kids what a great dad he is. So why does he treat me like a pariah?”

As a therapist, I hear complaints like this every day from well-meaning folks desperate to establish friendly relationships with unresponsive, angry exes. Of course a collaborative co-parenting partnership is best for children. But it’s not always possible, especially when wounds are fresh. If you repeatedly extend olive branches only to have them chopped off, set on fire, and thrown back in your face- it’s time to reassess your strategy of relentless optimism.

When it comes to divorce, there’s no such thing as an emotional free lunch. Whether you’re the leaver or leavee, your life will be turned upside down. But while some of us lean into emotional pain, others defend against it by launching into action mode. Working overtime to engineer a great relationship with someone who won’t reciprocate is a good example. You already know, at least intellectually, that you can’t turn your ex into someone you would’ve wanted to stay married to. So if you’re stuck endlessly repeating the same fruitless attempts to induce good will in your former spouse, it’s time to ask yourself some tough questions:

1. Is my ex ready for or capable of the co-parenting relationship I want?
2. Am I really being nice, or am I making things worse?
3. Why do I keep at this when it’s clearly not working?
4. Is there a better way to relate to my ex?

Let’s put these ideas into real life context. Below I’ve listed a few “Common Awful Feelings” that accompany divorce (not a comprehensive list, just a sampling). Under each “Awful Feeling” I’ve described a “Typical Complaint” from a “nice” but frustrated former spouse, followed by the suggestion of “A Less Nice, But Better Way” to cope.

COMMON AWFUL FEELING #1: GUILT

TYPICAL COMPLAINT
“My ex often finds a parenting-related pretext to call, then launches into a marathon rant about how I’ve destroyed her life. No amount of reassurance (“Yes, you’re the mother of my children. Yes, I’ll always care about you!”) calms her for long.”

A LESS “NICE” BUT BETTER WAY
Especially if you initiated the split or hale from a family in which divorce “isn’t done,” you may be haunted by a sense of failure. But don’t let self-recrimination hold you in destructive patterns of behavior. Engaging in painful, looping conversations about how you’ve let your spouse down keeps both of you from grieving, moving on, and re-tooling your relationship from an intimate partnership into a respectful co-parenting partnership. Kindly but firmly tell your spouse that you’re done talking about your marriage. Then direct your attention where it belongs– towards your kids.

COMMON AWFUL FEELING #2: LOSS OF CONTROL

TYPICAL COMPLAINT
“Taking solo care of the kids is new for my ex. So I give him a weekly list of local child-friendly activities, send electronic reminders of school events, and email recipes for easy-to-prepare, healthy alternatives to pizza and cheeseburgers. He ignores every suggestion.”

A LESS “NICE” BUT BETTER WAY
Giving up control when you’ve been the everyday go-to parent is rough. Especially if your former spouse hasn’t logged many hours in the kitchen or carpool lane or you think his or her parenting hard drive is faulty, you’ll worry. But even if your ex’s best Saturday plan involves pizza and Xbox, if he or she experiences your well-intended advice as patronizing and intrusive back off. Lash yourself to the mast and stay out of the mix. Your kids and your ex need time and space to navigate new territory, and let’s face it– so do you.

COMMON AWFUL FEELING #3: LOSING YOUR INTACT FAMILY

TYPICAL COMPLAINT
“I want our kids to see that even though we’re divorced their mom and I are still friends. So I save a seat at back-to-school night, bring an extra mug of coffee to soccer games, even invite her for Sunday dinner. She’ll have none of it. It seems the harder I try the madder she gets.”

A LESS “NICE” BUT BETTER WAY
One of the toughest aspects of divorce is that partners rarely cross the emotional finish line together. You may have grieved your losses and feel ready to spend easy social time with your former spouse. But if he or she is still reeling, pushing for more togetherness is not only insensitive, it’s short sighted. Especially early on, too much family time sends mixed messages to a grieving spouse still secretly hoping for a reconciliation. It delays repair and recovery. Respecting your ex’s boundaries now gives you your best shot at being able to dance together at your daughter’s wedding.

COMMON AWFUL FEELING #4: FEAR OF YOUR EX

TYPICAL COMPLAINT
“On weekdays I work brutal hours and rarely see my kids. So I hate my ex’s frequent last minute attempts to sabotage my weekends (“There’s a neighborhood camping trip. Do you really want to tell the girls they can’t go?”). If I stand firm, she flies into a rage and threatens to tell the kids I left the marriage because I don’t love them anymore. I just can’t take the risk.”

A LESS “NICE” BUT BETTER WAY
During the raw days of early divorce, we all make a few unreasonable demands. But most of us calm down and don’t follow through. If your ex tries to blackmail you into making concessions you’re not comfortable with, you know better than anyone if he or she is the type to make good on the threat. But think about it: What good can come from giving in to terrorist tactics? Whatever you’re afraid of, trust me– if it’s in your ex’s character and ability to do it, he or she already has. Instead of capitulating out of fear that your ex will disparage you to your kids, assume it’s happening now and find a way to address the misinformation directly (for advice on this check out by post “My Ex Keeps Trashing Me to the Kids: What Should I Do?”). Stop making fear-based concessions, and start making independent, pro-active parentng decisions.

No one wants to re-create their marriage in their divorce. But changing established communication patterns with a former life partner is tough. And not just because old habits die hard, but because dismantling a marriage, even by choice, represents the death of a dream. Acknowledging that loss-whatever it means to you-is the first step toward relinquishing stale dynamics, accepting current reality, and crafting a new and better co-parenting relationship over time.

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‘You’re Really Nice, but I Don’t Date Black Guys’: Racism or Preference? (VIDEO)

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I’m From Driftwood is a 501(c)(3) nonprofit archive for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and queer stories. New stories are posted on the site every Wednesday.

Nelson Moses Lassiter was excited about coming to terms with his sexuality. He imagined that, upon venturing out into the gay scene, he’d encounter a world more accepting than the one he was used to. What he discovered was not unlike the one he came from, though. He recalls what happened after hitting it off with a guy at a bar:

I was like, “Oh, would you want to grab a drink sometime?”

And he’s like, “You’re really, really sweet, you’re really nice, but I don’t date black guys.” And he’s just like, “Well, you know, they’re just not my type.”

And I’m like, “Well, what does that mean? You just don’t like me because I’m black? That’s weird.”

It wasn’t long after that experience that Nelson encountered more racism, this time from a black friend:

He was actually rather upset at the fact that I was dating a white guy. We were hanging out, and I was telling him about this guy, and he was just like, “Why are you dating white people? You know that they don’t like us.”

And I was like, “What do you mean ‘They don’t like us’? Because I’m dating someone who likes me a lot. So what are you getting at?”

And he goes, “What? You think you’re too good for your own race?”

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Nice Is Just a Place in France: How to Win at Basically Everything (Unabridged) – The Betches

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