Norm of the North: Family Vacation – Anthony Bell

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Norm of the North: Family Vacation

Anthony Bell

Genre: Kids & Family

Price: $ 9.99

Rental Price: $ 5.99

Release Date: February 25, 2020


Norm finds himself unbalanced in life, unable to give enough time to his kingdom and his family. While ruling, he is distracted by his desire to play with his kids, and when he is with his kids, Socrates nags him about needing to complete his kingly duties. Norm hits a new low, however, when he realizes that his crown has been stolen, taken halfway around the world to Harbin, China. Through some classic misunderstandings, Norm’s family mistakenly believe Norm’s mission to retrieve his crown is actually a family vacation. Norm desperately tries to keep the truth under wraps as he searches for his crown and plays the role of attentive father. When Norm and the family arrive in Harbin, China’s icy theme park city, they cross paths with Fu and his twin sons, Pete and Repete. Fu is the city's architect and de facto leader. As Norm tries to cover up his mission his family becomes extremely suspicious. Parting ways, Norm’s family joins Fu for dinner as Norm goes off on his journey to find the crown. Just as Norm begins to suspect Fu as the thief, he finds himself trapped and locked away in a secret room with no way out. Feeling hopeless, Norm receives help from both the lemmings and his family who soon rescue him from the hidden prison. In an emotional heart to heart with Fu, Norm quickly realizes that his accusations were incorrect. Fu didn’t steal his crown, but he may have an idea of who did — the twins. With the help of his family, Norm and Fu travel to Fu’s old home to confront the twins and recover the crown. Together as a family, they battle through snow, lighting, thunder, and snowblasters, desperate to retrieve the crown and get back to the Arctic before the end of the Northern Jubilee to save the Arctic from a cursed winter. A mission that was once just Norm’s to bear becomes a true family vacation once they started to work together.

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Norm of the North: King Sized Adventure – Richard Finn & Tim Maltby

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Norm of the North: King Sized Adventure

Richard Finn & Tim Maltby

Genre: Kids & Family

Price: $ 9.99

Rental Price: $ 5.99

Release Date: June 11, 2019


While Norm and his friends are preparing to celebrate his grandfather’s wedding, trouble is stirring in Misty Mountain. There, Norm meets an archaeologist named Jin and learns that a priceless Chinese artifact has been stolen by Dexter, Jin’s old partner. With the help of his lemming friends, Norm must embark on a journey across the world to help recover the artifact and return it to its rightful place. Can Norm keep his word to his new friend Jin and return home in time for his grandfather’s wedding? Only time will tell.

© © 2019 Norm Holdings LLC. All Rights Reserved.

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Based on a True Story: A Memoir (Unabridged) – Norm Macdonald

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Based on a True Story: A Memoir (Unabridged)

Norm Macdonald

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 14.99

Publish Date: September 20, 2016

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Based on a True Story: A Memoir (Unabridged) – Norm Macdonald

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Based on a True Story: A Memoir (Unabridged)

Norm Macdonald

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 14.99

Publish Date: September 20, 2016

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Episode 219 Scott Adams: Google, Woodward, Jamie Dimon, Norm McDonald

Topics: 

  • The casualness of Google’s stated need to change future outcomes
  • Evaluating the handling of Puerto Rico’s disaster recovery
  • The unintended consequence of 90% black votes for Obama
  • Woodward avoids opportunity to say “worse than Watergate”
  • Vague word salad of the anti-Trumpers
  • Dale prepares a delicious word salad

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Based on a True Story: A Memoir (Unabridged) – Norm MacDonald

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Based on a True Story: A Memoir (Unabridged)

Norm MacDonald

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 23.95

Publish Date: September 20, 2016

© ℗ © 2016 Random House Audio

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Future Brings Out Drake & Norm Kelly In Toronto [VIDEO]

Future knows how to pay homage. The Atlanta rapper brought out Serena Williams’ bad luck charm Drake and Norm Kelly (a politician and Meek Mill slanderer) while performing in Toronto. 

Reports the Smoking Section:

There’s still no mixtape between Drake and Future yet, or any further telltale signs that it’s even happening since Thursday’s initial buzz. However, Future played Toronto University university on Friday night and the 6 God, of course, made sure he was well received in the city. Drake didn’t come alone either, bringing with him councilman Norm Kelly, the politician who issued the no-fly zone warning to Meek Mill at the outset of that whole fiasco.

Always pay your respects to the 6 God(s).

Watch footage from the show below, more on the flip.

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KFC Ads Get Even Weirder With Norm Macdonald As ‘Real’ Col. Sanders

KFC’s weird ads have just gotten even weirder, with the introduction of a plot twist in the form of comic Norm Macdonald, who claims to be the “real” Colonel Sanders.

In a new commercial, Macdonald — dressed as the fast food chain’s founder — watches one of the recent love-’em-or-hate-’em ads that featured fellow “Saturday Night Live” alum Darrell Hammond as the Colonel. 

“Hey! That’s not the real Colonel Sanders! I’m the real Colonel Sanders,” says Macdonald. “This is how you sell chicken!” He then introduces himself as “Real Colonel Sanders,” does the sales pitch and announces, of course, that the food is “finger-lickin’ good.” 

“Other than not quite looking like him, his voice being different and his inability to cook the world’s best chicken, we thought Norm was the perfect choice to play the Real Colonel,” Kevin Hochman, chief marketing officer for KFC U.S., told AdWeek. “I think the fans will agree.”

A second ad features Macdonald as Sanders in his underwear denouncing the “imposter” Colonel Sanders. As he gets dressed, he says “they can’t just grab some super-funny Hollywood actor, throw a white suit on him and try to pass him off as the real Colonel Sanders.” 

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Macdonald has also filmed an ad aimed at parents, and another directed at young people, who apparently enjoy “spontaneous road trips and breakdancing.”

For the record, the real Col. Harland Sanders died in 1980.

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‘Traditional’ Families Are No Longer The Norm, According To Pew Report

When picturing the typical American family, you can forget about a “Leave It To Beaver”-type image. Currently, 54 percent of kids in this country don’t live in a home with two heterosexual parents in their first marriage, according to a recent Pew Research Center report.

“It’s important to keep in mind that what many define as ‘traditional’ is based on a 1950s-style family,” Gretchen Livingston, Senior Researcher at Pew and author of the study, told HuffPost in an email. “But in many ways, the 1950s and early 1960s were an anomaly, especially in terms of the fact that people were marrying quite young and also having relatively large families.”

Nowadays, only 46 percent of kids live in that aforementioned “traditional” family. Instead, 15 percent of today’s kids are living with two parents in a remarriage, 34 percent live with an unmarried parent, 4 percent live with cohabiting parents and 5 percent don’t live with either parent.

For perspective, 73 percent of American kids lived in a “traditional” family home in 1960, while only 9 percent lived with an unmarried parent.

Livingston said that the decline in marriage over the last 50 years can explain the increasing number of kids living with single or cohabiting parents. It’s also now more socially acceptable for people to cohabit, marry later and have kids outside of marriage — 41 percent of births today are happening without a walk down the aisle, according to Pew.

Then, of course, there’s the rise of divorce. The divorce rate may have peaked in 1981, but it’s still contributing to the shift away from the 1960s “traditional” family structure.

Moral of the story? When it comes to family, abnormal is the new normal.
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