A Night of Horror: Nightmare Radio – Luciano Onetti, Nicolas Onetti, Sergio Morcillo, Joshua Long, Jason Bognacki, Adam O´Brien, Matt Richards, AJ Briones, Pablo S. Pastor & Oliver Park

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A Night of Horror: Nightmare Radio

Luciano Onetti, Nicolas Onetti, Sergio Morcillo, Joshua Long, Jason Bognacki, Adam O´Brien, Matt Richards, AJ Briones, Pablo S. Pastor & Oliver Park

Genre: Horror

Price: $ 9.99

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Release Date: September 1, 2020

Rod leads a very popular radio show dedicated to horror. One day the show begins to receive strange calls from a child who desperately asks for help. At first, they all think it’s a sick joke until they discover that this is not the case. These calls hide a dark and deadly secret.

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Pastor Troy Says He’s Not Homophobic After Lil Nas X Grammy Rant

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Pastor Troy found himself on the wrong side of the LGBTQ community after the Grammys, Lil Nas X, and mozzarella sticks sparked a rant that many viewed as homophobic. In a sit-down with The Morning Hustle team, the veteran rapper clarified his statements claiming that he isn’t homophobic but instead defending heterosexuality, essentially.

Pastor Troy, 42, expressed his thoughts about casual dining appetizers and how it related to Lil Nas X’s Grammy Awards outfit via Instagram, catching a boatload of criticism in the process. Troy dug his heels in during his chat with The Morning Hustle and it looks like he still has a ways to go in getting that bullseye off his back.

From The Morning Hustle page:

“I’m not homophobic at all. I’ve been doing this for 20 years. I done took more pictures with gays, transvestites, all that … it’s not my concern what you are or what you do. Just because I took a picture with this person doesn’t mean I gotta go home and tell my son, ‘Hey man, it’s alright to be gay. I just took this picture with this gay person, it’s cool now.’ It ain’t.”

HeadKrack and the crew posed some questions for Troy and tried to broaden the conversation by saying everyone has a right to live as they do, which is what Troy himself tried to stand on by saying he doesn’t want his teenage son witnessing people living their lives. In essence, the “Are We Cuttin” rapper just wants the LGBTQ community to not live openly as he gets to do.

Check out the full interview in the video below.

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Pastor Ouch

A retiring pastor was saying farewell to his congregation at the church doors for the last time. He shook the hand of an elderly lady as she walked
out. She said, “Your successor won’t be as good as you.”

“Nonsense,” said the pastor, in a flattered tone.

“No, really,” said the old lady, “I’ve been here under five different ministers, and each one has been worse than the last.”

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Nicki Minaj Flew Out Personal Pastor For Private Wedding Ceremony

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Nicki Minaj is married, but we knew that already. Although the rapstress shared the news about her nuptials, details about the ceremony weren’t being revealed until now.

According to TMZ, kept things simple for their recent nuptials, Nicki made sure her pastor officiated the event. The outlet states that Pastor Lydia Woodson-Sloley from Brooklyn of the Life in Its Poetic Form Christian Ministries was asked to make her way to Los Angeles to wed the couple.

Pastor Lydia Woodson, who is noted as a poet, author, Christian life coach and music producer, has reportedly been a part of  Nicki’s faith walk for years. Nicki previously mentioned Pastor Lydia in 2015, during her 2015 MTV Video Music Awards appearance when she was on stage accepting the Best Hip-Hop Video win for “Anaconda”, before calling out Miley Cyrus over her rumored remarks about Minaj during an interview.

“You know who I want to thank tonight? My pastor Lydia. I love you so much,” Nicki said. “And now, back to this b*tch that had a lot to say about me in the press. Miley what’s good?”

Although it clear that Nicki is happy with her relationship, many fans are still giving Nicki’s new husband, Kenneth Petty, the side eye. After posting the news about her marriage on Instagram via a husband and wife ball cap and mugs, a few fans were upset reminding everyone of Petty’s past history of violence against women before shading the low brow announcement.

Although Nicki has addressed the concerns over her now husband’s checkered past, it didn’t help ease her fans pettiness when she debunked pregnancy rumors by posting via Instastory that although she’s legally married, she hasn’t received her ring.

“Ain’t pushin out his babies til he buy da [diamond emoji,]” Nicki Minaj wrote.

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Pastor Reads Note

Before beginning the service, our pastor read aloud a note he’d been handed moments earlier. “It says here that I should announce that there will be
no BS tomorrow morning,” he said.

He tucked the piece of paper into a pocket and added, “I’m hoping they mean ‘Bible Study’.”

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Lil Durk Fresh Out The Can, Links Up With Childhood Pastor

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Lil Durk was able to post bond in his ongoing attempted murder case in Atlanta and has a little help from a mentor from his past. The Chicago rapper’s childhood pastor flew from the Windy City down to the A to support and guide his former mentee as he tries to maintain his freedom.

TMZ reports:

We’ve learned Durk’s going back to his roots by placing himself back under the wings of his pastor who presided over the church he attended as a kid in Chicago. The pastor — who’s like a second father to Durk — he flew from Chicago to Atlanta to vouch for the rapper at a recent hearing — plans to use his ATL connections to get Durk involved in the community.

Durk apparently plans to spend time at shelters and soup kitchens. We’re told he wants to get his hands dirty … just like he used to in Chicago with the guidance of his pastor. He’d mentor kids there but, for obvious reasons, Durk’s work in Chi-Town’s been put on hold given the serious charges.

As we reported … Durk posted $ 250k bond Friday after a judge agreed he’s not a flight risk. Dude was so ecstatic getting outta jail … he literally skipped all the way to his waiting SUV. Durk will have a curfew and have to wear an ankle monitor.

A February shooting at Atlanta dining establishment The Varsity was reportedly connected to Durk via surveillance video and he turned himself in almost a month ago.

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Bungie Jumping Pastor

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Pastor Jim was called to serve a large Southern Baptist Church in San Antonio, Texas. He had been pastoring a middle-sized church in Minnesota and
arrived on a Monday in San Antonio. He was greeted warmly and moved into the parsonage. His first official meeting was on Tuesday evening with his

“Brothers, I am interested in getting to know you and request your help in doing this by meeting here at the church Saturday morning at 8:00. While in
Minnesota, I learned to enjoy bungie jumping and I felt it would be nice to have fellowship down at that high bridge over the Medina River. I will
make a jump and show you how it’s done, and perhaps you would like to try it also.”

Saturday morning, the deacons were all at the church. They got into the church van and headed to the Medina River. Once they arrived, the group went
to the bridge and observed a Mexican American family having a reunion below. At that Pastor Jim said, “I don’t think it will be a real problem. I know
the stretch on the cord, and I will tie it off so we won’t disturb that family.”

Pastor Jim tied off the cord, put on his harness, and climbed to the top of the hand rail, and with that he jumped. As he got close to the bottom, a
huge cloud of dust arose with a bunch of gleeful laughter and shouts. Suddenly he arose and yelled, “HELP!!” The deacons reached out for him but
missed. Again Pastor Jim went down, and again a huge cloud of dust, laughter, and screams arose. As Pastor Jim came back up, all eight deacons reached
out and grabbed him.

When he stood once again firmly on the bridge, he asked, “What is a pinata?”

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You Might Be A Pastor If…

~ You hesitate to tell people what you do for a living.

~ You’ve ever dreamed you were preaching only to awaken and discover you were.

~ You’ve ever wondered why people couldn’t die at more appropriate times.

~ You find yourself counting people at a sporting event.

~ You’re leading the church into the 21st century, but you don’t know what you’re preaching on Sunday.

~ A church picnic is no picnic.

~ You jiggle all the commode handles at the church before you leave.

~ You’ve ever spoken for free and were worth every penny of it.

~ People sleep while you’re talking.

~ Instead of getting “ticked off,” you get “grieved in your spirit.”

~ You’ve ever been tempted to take an offering at a family reunion.

~ You read sermons to your kids at night instead of bedtime stories.

~ You’d rather talk to people with every head bowed and every eye closed.

~ You’ve ever wanted to “lay hands” around a deacon’s neck.

~ You often feel like you’re herding cats rather than shepherding sheep.

~ Your greatest joys have been in the church.

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Churchin’ with Pastor Tim Rogers – Pastor Tim Rogers

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Churchin’ with Pastor Tim Rogers

Pastor Tim Rogers

Genre: R&B/Soul

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Release Date: October 6, 2015

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Carriers – Alex Pastor & David Pastor

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Alex Pastor & David Pastor

Genre: Thriller

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Release Date: November 24, 2009

Chris Pine (Star Trek) stars in this intense, gripping thriller about a deadly threat beyond anyone’s worst nightmare. Determined to escape a lethal virus, four teens set out in search of an uncontaminated refuge, only to discover that they are far more dangerous to each other than the virus they are trying to survive. Carriers is a pulse-pounding journey into a world where laws and rules no longer apply, and no one can be trusted — not even your friends.


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Pastor and Parishioner

The Sunday morning service had ended, and the pastor was greeting parishioners as they were leaving. Everyone was friendly as they greeted him, but no
one said anything about the sermon.

The pastor was getting a little concerned about that until someone said, “Oh, pastor, your sermon reminded me of the peace and love of God.”

A little puzzled, the pastor asked him to explain what he meant.

The parishioner explained. “Well, pastor, that sermon reminded me of the peace of God because it passed all understanding. And it reminded me of the
love of God because it endured forever.”

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