PleazeMe Offers Discounts on Slew of Pleasure Products Throughout February

Adult social media network PleazeMe has announced a slew of February sales specials. Through the site’s shopping channel, PleazeMe is offering a 20 percent discount on various pleasure product brands. – Pleasure & Retail

A Month-by-Month Guide to Drive Retail Sales Throughout the Year

New year, new you, right? Depending on how you feel about New Year’s resolutions, January could be the perfect time to goal up for 2020. – Opinion

Fairvilla to Host Charity Drive Throughout December

Beginning Dec.1, Fairvilla Stores, with five stores located throughout the state of Florida, is inviting customers to donate to local animal-based charities during the holiday season. – Pleasure & Retail

News in Brief: Guest Given Air Mattress That Will Slowly Deflate Throughout Night

PIERRE, SD—Saying he couldn’t wait to spend the entire night struggling to maintain a comfortable position, houseguest Adam Weaver reportedly told his friend and host, Luke Irving, Thursday that he was happy to have been given an air mattress that would slowly deflate throughout the night. “Thanks, I’m really excited to sleep on this partially inflated air bed that will gradually lose its shape over the course of the next eight hours,” said Weaver, noting that he was eager to try in vain to get some rest as he sinks progressively deeper into the collapsing mattress. “I just know that I’m going to get up tomorrow morning with nothing but a pile of crumpled vinyl between me and the hardwood floor, feeling refreshed, physically rejuvenated, and completely alert. This is going to be a real treat.” Weaver also voiced his pleasure at receiving a throw pillow …

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