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Free throws were the deciding factor in the United States’ overtime win, as Turkey missed its final four to keep the Americans in the game.
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Thanksgiving is positively made for overindulging, so why not take that beyond the dinner table?
- CA Senator Dana Rohrabacher says: After the midterms…
- Trump will federally legalize medical marijuana
- Recreational legalization will be a state decision
- The Jamal Khashoggi controversy and mystery
- Contrast between an actual dictator and a clever Tweeter
- One (allegedly) uses a bone saw…the other uses Twitter
- US economy is so strong, we’re raising interest rates to slow it down
- China’s economy doesn’t have the same headroom as US
- A “good” President…is one that fits the times
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Like many men, I am different from my wife in ways, which are noticeable, and, in my opinion, fortunate.
Take the Thanksgiving turkey. (And I mean that literally. PLEASE come over to our house, open the refrigerator, shove aside everything growing green
fuzz, and take this carcass away before it reincarnates as turkey lasagna or turkey tetracycline or whatever new concoction awaits the family.) But
take Thanksgiving–my wife prefers small birds that fit nicely into the roasting pan and which can be cooked in a few hours.
“Ha!” I can be quoted as sneering. I trace my own gender lineage to that proud, hairy group of hunter-gatherers who, prior to the invention of TV
remote control, would take their spears and go pull down a huge bison for dinner, stopping at the bar on the way home for a couple of cave brews. So
when I go to the store for a turkey, I find a TURKEY: a Jurassic, many-pound fowl with drum sticks as large as my thighs and wings you could park a
Words cannot describe the delight on my wife’s face when my neighbors help me carry the bird into the refrigerator, where, following the instructions,
it is left to thaw for a period of six months. (My wife often has several interesting but impractical suggestions on where else we might stick the
turkey for this thawing procedure.) Cooking begins around Halloween, a slow roasting process which varies from my mother’s recipe in that there are no
flames or threats of divorce “if anybody says a word about how the turkey tastes.”
I enjoy every step of turkey preparation, particularly since I am not involved in any of it. Well, that’s not entirely true–at one point, I am asked
to reach into the mouth of the turkey and retrieve the giblets, which turns out to be a bag of what looks like pieces of Jimmy Hoffa. (I realize I am
not, technically speaking, putting my hand in the bird’s “mouth,” but I’d rather not dwell on what this means.) How the turkey manages to swallow this
stuff in the first place is beyond me. Traditionally, we open this bag, dump the contents into a pan of water, and boil the results. Only the cat is
happy about this development.
As wonderful as this all is, by the fourth or fifth night my appetite for turkey variations has waned, and I provide valuable feedback to my wife by
making gagging noises at dinner time. Her verbal (as opposed to projectile) response to this is to imply that it is somehow MY fault we have so many
leftovers, to which I logically reply, “hey, YOU cooked it.”
Now, before you men out there become too smug with how adroitly I out maneuvered her with my quick retort, you should be advised that she STILL blames
me for our turkey-induced bulimia. Therefore I appeal to my readership: has anyone else noticed bizarre psychiatric spousal reactions to turkey
consumption which might explain this whole controversy? Please advise via return e-mail, which will be picked up by the crack WBC technical team and,
judging by previous results, forwarded to the Governor of New Jersey.
Thanks… oh, and Happy Thanksgiving, too.
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Tracy Lawrence has announced details of his 10th Annual Mission: Possible Turkey Fry. This event will take place at Nashville’s City Winery on November 24 and will benefit the Nashville Rescue Mission, which aims to help people in Middle Tennessee that are hungry, homeless or just need some extra assistance.
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When Kym Ellery isn’t busy tailoring a flared-sleeve dress or a structured wool blazer for her line, Ellery, the talented Australian designer is happiest at sea. For a week in August, she set sail on the waters of Turkey and Greece with 24 friends. “The captain plotted where we would go and he’d set sail before sunrise each morning,” Ellery says. “We would wake to find ourselves in a new bay and there were often no other boats in sight.” Here, she shares her personal holiday photos from the cruise that she calls “magical.”
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This pit bull adores baby birds in the best way possible.
Curious about a new turkey chick, the female pit bull is let into a cage of young fowl in this YouTube video posted June 24. She lets them walk on her back and head and she licks one little baby in the corner cause the Internet doesn’t have enough incredibly sweet doggie videos right now.
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Angelina Jolie and UN High Commissioner for Refugees Antonio Guterres visit a Syrian refugee camp in Turkey to mark world refugee day. Deborah Lutterbeck reports.
See Angelina Jolie and daughter Shiloh in Turkey.
Angelina Jolie is using her platform for good once again!
The Hollywood actress and her daughter Shiloh Jolie-Pitt traveled to Turkey Saturday afternoon in honor of World Refugee…
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The only movie Tom Arnold and the late Robin Williams made together was 1995’s “Nine Months,” by all accounts a below-average comedy about a surprise pregnancy. The movie clocks in at 28 percent on Rotten Tomatoes, while Metacritic doesn’t even have an entry for it. Maybe the best thing the movie produced, as Arnold revealed in a HuffPost Live interview Tuesday, was the strange diet he and Williams followed during filming.
“We ate only — and I don’t recommend this — turkey and mustard every day for two weeks,” Arnold told host Josh Zepps. “And then he’d found these Chinese herbs that would not be [considered] cheating on our sobriety plan called ma huang. This was way back in the day. At about the end of the second week, he came into work and said, ‘Hey, did you think you were having a heart attack last night?’ I go, ‘Yeah, I thought I was having a heart attack every night. I thought it was part of the diet.’ He goes, ‘Oh no, let’s stop taking this stuff.'”
Williams tragically committed suicide this past August. Arnold said every nice thing said about Williams in the wake of his death is fact.
“When people pass away, people go, ‘Oh, he was amazing, he was whatever,'” Arnold said. “He was everything and more.”
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